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June 2, 2029
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents ingest all raw trial logs automatically.
Month 5
Virtual agents replace site monitoring visits with real-time video checks.
Month 13
AI models draft and submit complex dossiers without human review.
Month 21
Algorithms determine optimal trial parameters and patient cohorts instantly.
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The system assumes full autonomous control of the drug pipeline.
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