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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour trial oversight is just a spreadsheet with more paperwork.
Expert at wrangling doctors who hate doing paperwork.
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Automating trial data integrity at scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ TRIALCORE NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags protocol deviations before they occur
You track trial milestones, manage site budgets, and ensure regulatory compliance across multiple active clinical research projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a principal investigator is lying about site recruitment numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts auto-populating your site logs from hospital software.
Month 4
Vision models flag protocol errors before they hit your desk.
Month 10
Algorithms optimize site spending to remove human error.
Month 18
Smart agents send automated, polite nagging emails to investigators.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the trial without human administrative oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per day
Weekly
Audit panic attacks
14 days
Regulatory filing latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of printer toner and binders.
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