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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour manual data entry is just expensive paperwork waiting for a database.
Senior NHS Trial Specialist (Consent and Protocol Management)
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Automated recruitment and regulatory compliance.
glub.youAI▸ TRIALFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters candidate criteria across entire medical records
You chase consent forms and manage trial protocols. Our systems will soon handle the patients without the fatigue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is lying about their adherence to the study medication.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts pre-screening patient electronic records for trial eligibility automatically.
Month 8
Vision models pull data from patient files directly into the CRFs.
Month 16
Interactive tablets lead patients through the informed consent process securely.
Year 2.2
Compliance agents flag all protocol deviations in real time.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Human research staff are replaced by fully integrated trial automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
450
CRFs verified per hour
0.02s
Patient eligibility match time
0%
Protocol deviation rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated health monitoring app.
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