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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling fancy screws to doctors who hate being interrupted by you.
Professional tag-along for surgical hardware and expensive gear.
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The surgeon wants data, not your smalltalk.
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schedules automated demos during surgery breaks
You schmooze surgeons, haul demo equipment into ORs, and explain medical devices during high-stress procedures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the lead surgeon is clearly having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors track which tools surgeons actually grab during procedures.
Month 5
Augmented reality goggles guide surgeons instead of your presence.
Month 13
Inventory robots deliver kits directly to the OR sterile area.
Year 1.9
Purchasing algorithms bypass your lunch dates with hospital buyers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales team is consolidated into a singular cloud interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Surgeons ignored
12 annually
Demo kits misplaced
4 gallons
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic scrub top.
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