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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a biological data point with an expiration date.
Professional human guinea pig with high blood draw tolerance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Digital organs never have side effects.
blub.you▸ BIO-SIM ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite metabolic variables simultaneously
You consume experimental compounds and document your physical reactions for pharmaceutical companies to analyze.
The one thing AI can't do
You can describe exactly how the fatigue feels when the dosage hits your system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map your body’s unique physiological markers into a virtual model.
Week 9
Virtual organ systems run chemical trials at ten thousand times speed.
Month 4
The legal department replaces human participants with high-fidelity digital replicas.
Month 5
The facility stops recruiting humans as trial accuracy hits equilibrium.
Month 6 · D-Day
Biological testing units are decommissioned for superior synthetic efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
40 percent
Placebo efficacy
12 daily
Average needle pokes
99 percent
Side effect reporting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of inert saline solution.
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