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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting costs for human guinea pigs is just math without feelings.
Master of Excel rows and eternal grant funding debates.
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reconciles complex trial line items in milliseconds
You build complex spreadsheet models for grant applications. You navigate institutional overhead and regulatory site fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a grumpy department head into signing the funding forms.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your decade of budget spreadsheets is fed into the model.
Month 4
Software predicts site overhead costs using global market benchmarks.
Month 10
Budget templates adjust automatically when trial protocols get modified.
Month 15
Agents send standardized fee schedules directly to clinical sites.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability for project funding accuracy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,000
Spreadsheet rows per project
120
Emails per budget dispute
Zero
Error tolerance in funding
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A lifetime subscription to our budget-forecasting API.
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