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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour complex spreadsheets are just binary waiting to be correctly organized.
Master of messy vendor files and broken project timelines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total oversight without the human error factor.
no no noyou▸ TRIALLOGIC-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects trial milestones in real-time
You track vendor performance and site data to keep drug trials running on schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a site monitor is lying about data entry progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
API bridges connect directly to your messy vendor database.
Month 6
Sensors and vision models flag slow enrollment automatically.
Month 11
Algorithms predict financial burn and adjust projections instantly.
Month 19
Software builds your slide decks from live trial data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all trial communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,000 yearly
Spreadsheets managed
85 percent
Vendor emails ignored
Barely
Milestones met
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and spreadsheet templates.
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