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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthScience needs your blood, but it would prefer a digital twin.
Professional human subject (currently testing experimental side effects)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulation beats physical suffering every single time.
help!youAI▸ BIOMODELLER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
simulates human physiological response with perfect accuracy
You consume experimental drugs and endure side effects for data. The machine just simulates the biological outcome instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can describe exactly how the drug makes your teeth feel in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Computers model your organs so they do not need you.
Month 9
Software predicts drug reactions before they ever touch skin.
Month 20
Real-time vitals sensors replace the need for human observation.
Year 3
The lab replaces physical trials with massive parallel processing.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human subjects are retired in favor of pure code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 per week
Average side effect count
Lethal levels
Coffee consumption during monitoring
4,000 pages
Patient consent forms signed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of placebos and a warm handshake.
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