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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex data entry is just an expensive way to lose time.
Professional gatekeeper of the double-blind pharmaceutical industrial complex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated efficacy without the human error margin.
oof.youAI▸ TRIALCORE NEXUS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
cross-references patient history with global genomic databases
You manage protocol compliance, recruit trial candidates, and track participant side effects. You are a glorified glorified spreadsheet manager with a lab coat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is lying about their adherence to medication schedules.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and wearable integration replace your manual logging of patient vital signs.
Month 5
An agent monitors all site communications to ensure zero deviations from the study plan.
Month 12
Predictive algorithms scan patient registries to identify and enroll candidates without your input.
Month 18
Robotic auditing tools replace the need for physical monitors verifying source data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The entire clinical trial lifecycle is managed by an autonomous cloud orchestration layer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero
Protocol Deviations
Microseconds
Data Audit Lag
Optimized
Participant Empathy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of redundant electronic health records.
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