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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour physiology is just an inefficient data collection bucket for science.
Professional human guinea pig for corporate health
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Digital organs that never need a break
squeeze.youAI▸ BIOSIM NEXUS PRO 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand patient reactions per second
You consume experimental chemical compounds while researchers monitor your vitals. It is a slow, messy, biological process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can report the subjective, weird feeling of being 'off' in a way code ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Wearable sensors start capturing your biometric data automatically.
Month 9
Accurate computer simulations start predicting your blood chemistry.
Month 22
On-chip organs replace your body for initial toxicity tests.
Year 3
Smart dispensers remove the need for your direct monitoring.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your biological presence is deemed too slow for pharmaceutical research.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 daily
Average side effects noted
60% of life
Time spent in waiting rooms
15 percent
Human error in reporting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of placebo pills
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