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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsA glorified spreadsheet hero soon to be replaced by a loop.
Master of Excel macros and tragic pivot tables
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating risk without the human tears
ow.youAI▸ WATERFALL-GEN V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models cash flows before you finish typing
You parse complex collateralized loan obligation data and model payment waterfalls. It is basically just very expensive arithmetic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused director why the waterfall crashed at 2 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Python scripts start pulling trustee files directly into the cloud.
Month 3
Custom model logic replaces your manual spreadsheet formulas entirely.
Month 6
Automated templates generate investor reports without you needing to touch them.
Month 10
Machine learning identifies risk patterns faster than any analyst can scan.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs your desk with zero humans in the loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
4.2 percent
Human error rate
Dangerous
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end caffeinated energy drinks.
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