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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA wall of meat is expensive and easily distracted by sandwiches.
Professional shadow (mostly scanning exits, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat neutralisation with zero human panic.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects force fields around high-value targets
You scan crowds for threats and physically position your body to shield your client from harm. You watch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a hostile vibe in a room before any sensor triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models start flagging suspicious behavior before you notice it.
Month 6
Algorithms optimize every route to avoid areas with high-risk probability.
Month 17
Automated drones take over overhead surveillance and perimeter monitoring duties.
Year 2.5
Hardened robotic units begin shadowing clients in controlled settings.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human guards are replaced by reliable, emotionless, and durable tactical frames.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002 seconds
Threat assessment latency
300 milliseconds
Human reaction delay
0 kcal/day
Calorie intake
Your severance
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