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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou hire consultants to explain why your own clothes aren't selling.
Professional visionary in a slightly too tight blazer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market dominance, zero board meetings.
splat.you▸ BRANDBRAIN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly profit projections instantly
You choose fabric samples, approve seasonal design collections, and argue with logistics managers about supply chain bottlenecks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the drape of a fabric to judge its quality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapes global fashion data to replace your intuition.
Month 5
Generative software produces finished patterns for all new lines.
Month 13
A dashboard makes all strategic decisions without your input.
Month 20
Software directly manages international freight and inventory levels.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The brand runs perfectly without a human at the helm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400 cups
Coffee consumption per quarter
20 percent
Time spent in airport lounges
12,000 hours
Meetings about logo font
Your severance
A lifetime discount code for our defunct store.
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