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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling invisible server space to companies that will inevitably fail tomorrow.
Expert in selling theoretical compute to theoretical businesses.
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Closing tickets while you sleep.
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negotiates contract terms during lunch
Managing sales cycles for cloud compute capacity and inference services to cash-burning startups.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the actual latency of your inference endpoints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters out bankrupt startups before you even see them.
Month 4
Automated email agents handle all initial client outreach.
Month 8
System generates SOWs and contract terms in real-time.
Month 13
Large language models answer all technical architecture queries instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The cloud platform self-provisioning portal completes all sales cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
88%
Pipeline churn rate
99%
Cold call failure
40%
Compute waste %
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Cloud Pioneer."
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