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October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will eventually decapitate you.
Expert at RAG pipelines and over-complicating simple database queries.
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You build AI agent workflows and manage data pipelines for financial systems. You train models and query graphs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell your boss why the graph database schema makes no sense.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our bot flags your inefficient RAG logic before you push.
Week 9
AI-native tools now design your graph workflows automatically.
Month 5
The system structures its own data without your manual mapping.
Month 8
The cloud platform self-optimizes and deploys open-weight models.
Month 12 · D-Day
The system terminates your access and ships your final commit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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