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November 5, 2026
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Your coursework is now summarized into a single daily briefing by a custom model.
Day 5
An agent mass-applies to your dream firms while you are still sleeping.
Day 8
AI takes your online proctored exams with a higher accuracy than any human brain.
Day 12
Bots simulate your attendance in lecture and participate in discussion forums.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your educational path is fully deprecated as automation renders the degree requirement obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Exam pass rate
Zero
Tuition cost efficiency
Sub-millisecond
Networking latency
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