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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsWriting boilerplate code until a prompt writes it better than you.
Full-stack developer of things that eventually stop working.
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Architecting systems without the human errors.
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deploys production code without any regression testing
You build and maintain serverless infrastructure and APIs. You spend your life debugging dependency hell and deployment configurations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3 a.m. to confused management.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your routine API logic and unit tests.
Month 5
Sensors and feedback loops manage your cloud resource scaling automatically.
Month 10
Advanced models scan your repo and patch security vulnerabilities instantly.
Month 15
Code review becomes a self-contained process with zero human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the cloud environment is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 cups
Coffee per jira ticket
99.9%
Uptime percentage
3 days
Average code review time
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