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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build the auto-scaler that will inevitably push the 'delete' button.
Cloud Automation Engineer (currently babysitting brittle YAML)
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Infrastructure that heals itself without tickets
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reconfigures production clusters while you sleep
You write Terraform scripts and manage CI/CD pipelines to keep cloud infrastructure stable and scalable.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production environment caught fire at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants suggest cleaner code for your infrastructure scripts.
Month 4
Machine agents apply security updates without needing your manual review.
Month 8
Systems automatically roll back failed deployments based on telemetry data.
Month 13
Algorithms manage cluster capacity before a single alert ever triggers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system architecture now maintains itself entirely without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.99
Average uptime percent
14
On-call alerts per week
80,000
Terraform lines written
Your severance
Two weeks of AWS credits and a physical server rack.
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