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August 12, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPowerPoints won't hide the fact that cloud budgets now audit themselves.
Director of Cloud Strategy, PowerPoint, and expensive lunches.
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Optimizing cloud spend until profit reaches zero.
nom.you▸ CLOUDSTRATEGIST-ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly business review decks overnight
You oversee cloud service portfolios and corporate strategy. Your day involves managing team structures and business unit growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while explaining why their costs doubled.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning all your internal project reports and emails.
Month 5
The machine generates slide decks better than your middle managers.
Month 10
Automated models take over resource allocation decisions without asking permission.
Month 15
Clients prefer interacting with a bot that replies in seconds.
Month 21 · D-Day
The business unit runs entirely on logic flows and cloud metrics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
4,200 annually
Budget slide decks generated
7 hours
Strategy meetings per day
Very high
Average buzzword density
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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