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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour tenure is a legacy system awaiting a clean reboot.
Tenured architect of abstract diagrams and expensive, theoretical solutions.
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You lecture on virtualized infrastructure while consulting for firms that prefer automated orchestration over your expensive advice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand quantum entanglement.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models refresh all cloud coursework based on live API docs.
Month 4
Chatbots handle all student questions using your own lecture history.
Month 8
Decision-making algorithms replace your manual architecture reviews.
Month 12
Automated proctoring and grading software eliminates all human markers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The campus server replaces your tenure with a static site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42 percent
Student engagement score
0 milliseconds
Latency in lectures
too many
Certifications redundant
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own legacy course content.
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