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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsA highly paid professional translator between buzzwords and broken backend architecture.
Turning corporate jargon into expensive virtual servers since 2018.
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Automated diagrams for your inevitable debt.
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You translate business needs into cloud product diagrams and spend your life answering why the budget exploded.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with a straight face while their server burns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate cleaner architecture diagrams than any human consultant.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically rewrite your cloud code to use cheaper resources.
Month 8
Virtual agents handle your client discovery calls with zero human oversight.
Month 12
Automated systems predict and kill your budget overruns instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The cloud finally manages itself without your expensive translation work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
120 percent
Accidental cost spikes
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Meaningless meetings
Your severance
One free trial coupon for the competing cloud service.
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