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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a manual override for a Terraform script.
Cloud custodian (mostly YAML, deep resentment of AWS Console)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No humans, just pure uptime.
toast.youAI▸ CLOUDBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant instances in one millisecond
You spend your day wrangling cloud files and building dashboards for people who never read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am to a non-technical manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI starts suggesting fixes for those tedious cloud log errors.
Week 11
Smart templates replace your manual dashboard design work completely.
Month 6
The cloud provider manages your infrastructure capacity better than you ever did.
Month 10
Automated security bots lock down permissions faster than a human could.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are decommissioned as the cloud now self-configures perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
8 hours
Time spent in console
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400 daily
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Your severance
A lifetime supply of free cloud storage tier credits.
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