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Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou script the infrastructure that will eventually script you out.
Terminal addict with a healthy fear of prod.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infrastructure that heals itself without human input.
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terminates redundant environments instantly
You automate provisioning, manage container orchestration, and fix broken production deployments. You live in terminal windows and consoles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a deployment is doomed just by the latency in the logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI watches your deployment patterns and suggests the first automated patches.
Month 4
Smart agents begin writing and maintaining your terraform scripts autonomously.
Month 8
The system detects and fixes configuration drift without needing human eyes.
Month 13
Only critical system failures are sent to your dashboard for human approval.
Month 16 · D-Day
The cloud orchestrator manages all environments and retires your account permissions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 percent
Deployment failure rate
4 alerts
On-call alerts per shift
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
A cloud credit coupon with a two-week expiration.
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