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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human script that triggers other scripts to run.
Junior configuration-fixer and chronic log-gazer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure that never takes a nap.
toast.youAI▸ DEVOPS-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your production logs in milliseconds
You spend your days staring at build logs and opening tickets for infrastructure errors you lack credentials to fix.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a manager why the build broke at 3am with confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your ticket patterns and suggest fixes before you read them.
Week 6
Agents take over the manual fixing of YAML indentation errors.
Month 3
Smart triggers replace your manual sanity checks on server load.
Month 4
AI resolves developer complaints silently by adjusting configurations without your input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the intern account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption rate
48 hours
Ticket resolution time
12 hours/week
Useless meeting attendance
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one expired AWS credit voucher.
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