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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou monitor the cloud usage while the cloud monitors your exit.
Cloud cost optimizer, cloud budget incinerator
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cost-cutting for every bucket.
nom.you▸ CLOUDBOT LEDGER 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
kills idle instances before they cost money
You track cloud spend and identify idle server resources. You suggest infrastructure changes to lower monthly bills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a legacy database is too brittle to migrate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system reads your billing logs to identify basic waste.
Month 4
Agents enforce cost-allocation tags without your manual guidance.
Month 8
Infrastructure shrinks itself to match real-time load requirements.
Month 12
Your status updates become real-time streams of financial data.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked to save 165,000 dollars annually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 percent
Average cost saving percentage
99 percent
Idle instance detection rate
18 hours weekly
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
One free AWS bill, paid directly to your replacement.
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