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September 27, 2027
In 11 monthsYou are currently just a very expensive script waiting to be written.
Junior log-reader and professional configuration file copier.
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You spend your time managing cloud infrastructure permissions and debugging deployment pipelines for senior developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly apologize in Slack when a deployment script accidentally wipes the database.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent sorts and closes your support tickets automatically.
Week 9
Smart templates replace your manual YAML editing and configuration tasks.
Month 5
Self-healing cloud clusters fix their own crashes without you.
Month 8
Large language models document the infrastructure in real-time.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system achieves self-sufficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 cups/hr
Coffee consumed
Slow
Ticket resolution speed
Minimal
Uptime impact
Your severance
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