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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 29, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor dashboards waiting for things to break, we just fix them.
Professional breaker of production and eater of pagers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes production before you even wake up.
glub.youAI▸ AUTOROOTER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production exploits before alerts fire
You spend all night triaging alerts, reading logs, and running scripts to restart dead servers. We do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a non-technical stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning logs to identify root causes before you finish.
Month 3
Robot scripts begin auto-restarting services without human approval.
Month 6
System applies security fixes without needing your manual intervention.
Month 10
The AI stops sending you alerts because it fixed everything itself.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 minutes
Mean time to panic
3 cups
Coffee consumed per outage
92 percent
Alerts ignored at 3am
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dark roast coffee beans.
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