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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor servers that could monitor themselves if you just let go.
Professional breaker of production environments on Fridays
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure that never sleeps
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autoscale everything while you are sleeping
You juggle resource scaling, patch management, and uptime monitoring across virtual environments. Your alerts are noisy vanity metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the legacy load balancer exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the root cause before your pager even chirps.
Month 5
Logic replaces your manual capacity planning with real-time demand.
Month 10
AI writes and verifies its own Terraform files without error.
Month 15
The system re-routes traffic during failures better than you ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system achieves total autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
99.9% useless
Uptime vanity alerts
too many
Manual patch windows
industrial levels
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free cloud certification course for a defunct platform
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