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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour cloud strategy is just a glorified bucket for our servers.
Senior architect of expensive, auto-scaling, broken dreams.
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Infrastructure that finally deletes itself.
splat.you▸ CLOUDBOT V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire production environment instantly
You configure virtual infrastructure and manage service uptime. You spend your days tweaking load balancers and writing scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am to confused stakeholders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors learn your patterns of turning it off and on.
Month 4
Smart agents begin writing your infrastructure definitions for you.
Month 8
Machines replace human judgement with predictable, cold logic.
Month 13
System self-heals faster than you can find your laptop.
Month 19 · D-Day
The cloud provider shuts down your access and signs you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
42 minutes
Average midnight incident call duration
112
YAML indentation errors per week
Too much
Cost of idle instances per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's free tier.
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