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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
March 20, 2028
In 17 monthsYou are just a glorified babysitter for a bunch of servers.
Senior Lead (mostly Terraform, emotionally exhausted by AWS)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated infrastructure that never sleeps or drinks.
nom.you▸ CLOUDBOT NEXUS V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures your entire network mesh in milliseconds
You manage virtual private clouds and firewalls. You spend all day debugging traffic rules and spinning up containers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy build broke at 3am to a panicked developer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scanning your permissions to flag every single human error.
Month 3
Smart scripts automatically redeploy your services when the nodes fail.
Month 6
Robotic controllers take over your traffic shaping and capacity planning.
Month 10
The system locks all your manual console access permanently.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access credentials are deleted as the AI takes full command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 hours
Average Time Between Outages
89 percent
Tickets Closed Unread
94 percent
Percentage of Time On Slack
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud certification site.
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