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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom internal dashboards are just expensive paperweights waiting for deletion.
Infrastructure Shepherd (mostly Terraform, occasionally weeping).
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You manage cloud infrastructure, deployments, and security policies across distributed clusters. You mostly babysit broken automation scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am after the update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins reading your logs to suggest fixes.
Month 4
Automation agents start handling your routine deployment tickets.
Month 8
Automated policies replace your manual IAM management.
Month 13
Machines rewrite your legacy scripts into clean code.
Month 18 · D-Day
The platform manages itself; you are invited to leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
72 percent
Time spent in meetings
14 minutes
Average cluster downtime
402 per day
Unread Slack alerts
Your severance
A cloud credit coupon with a two-month expiration.
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