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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cloud Security Architect jobs? · Latest report #c5v3ctxt
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build invisible walls that my algorithms treat like wet paper.
Designated cloud fortress builder, currently just shuffling IAM permissions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable security for your vapor-locked infrastructure.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-CLOUD 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every zero-day vulnerability in milliseconds
You design cloud infrastructure security, configure IAM policies, and chase down endless compliance and vulnerability reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the entire network went dark at noon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts audit your IAM roles for obvious security gaps.
Month 4
AI scanners begin rewriting your insecure Terraform and CloudFormation files.
Month 8
Systems automatically patch vulnerabilities the moment they appear online.
Month 13
Audits are generated and signed by algorithms without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the cloud locks itself down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12 per hour
Policies broken
4 monthly
Audit panic attacks
89 percent
IAM roles abandoned
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin with no Wi-Fi.
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