Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cloud Security Lead jobs? · Latest report #he7rmr8s
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour security posture is just a spreadsheet the cloud owns anyway.
Cloud security lead (mostly YAML, partially existential dread)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance that never sleeps or sighs.
sluurp.you▸ SENTINELNODE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes developers who try to bypass controls
You chase misconfigured cloud buckets and force developers to use security tools they actively find ways to bypass.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry board why the infrastructure is actually just fine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scrapes your IAM roles to learn your favorite mistakes.
Month 4
The machine starts closing your public buckets without asking first.
Month 10
AI-driven guardrails replace all manual pipeline security approval requests.
Month 15
Secrets management moves to a hardware vault you cannot touch.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked by the same system you built.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
42 daily
Average policy drift incidents
98 percent
Developer tickets ignored
Always
Uptime of 'security' blockers
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud-monitoring dashboard.
Discussion
