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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsCompliance is just a checklist, and I just finished reading it.
ISO 27001 certified, paper-trail enthusiast, and spreadsheet lord.
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Paperwork automated, security gaps closed instantly.
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auto-signs every security policy in seconds
You manage security policies and track ISO 27001 compliance documentation. I scan the logs and patch the gaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an auditor with a completely straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors identify security misconfigurations without needing your manual review.
Month 4
The AI writes all your ISO documentation based on live traffic.
Month 8
An agent queries your vendors and scores them automatically.
Month 12
The auditor talks to a machine that provides instant proof.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes its own audit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,000
policy pages written
120 monthly
hours spent in audits
85%
emails asking for signatures
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF merger tool.
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