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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cloud Security Product Owner jobs? · Latest report #p326vwxi
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou automate your own replacement with every ticket you close today.
Senior Cloud Security Product Owner (Professional JIRA ticket shuffler).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing security policy that never sleeps
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patches zero-days before you find them
You build roadmaps for security tools and manage backlogs of vulnerabilities. Your job is just governance paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked VP why the dashboard is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI parses your requirements and generates tickets automatically.
Month 4
The system replaces your human intuition with cold data analysis.
Month 8
Machines verify your security posture without needing your check-ins.
Month 13
An algorithm dictates priorities based on real-time market data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
too few
Roadmap items completed
glacial
Ticket resolution speed
constant
Meetings about security
Your severance
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