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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching students to patch cloud holes you created in your slides.
Expert at assigning labs that break on everyone simultaneously.
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Automated lectures with zero student questions.
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mutes students during live virtual lectures
You lecture on security protocols and manage virtual lab environments for students learning cloud infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is faking a lab report with genuine intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI avatars present your slides without needing coffee or breaks.
Month 5
Smart scripts replace manual checks of student cloud configurations.
Month 13
Cloud-native bots manage sandboxes and student permissions instantly.
Year 1.9
Learning pathways are generated by algorithms based on current threats.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The department is converted into a fully autonomous learning server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98%
Slides recycled per semester
452
Student questions ignored
Critical
Academic jargon density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own recorded lecture series.
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