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Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human error log that drinks too much coffee.
Professional breaker of production environments and ticket queues.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even click open.
brr.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic bot responses
You triage tickets, read logs, and restart crashed cloud instances. You explain system downtime to angry developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vague error message hides a massive internal panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart models read your logs and find the bugs for you.
Month 3
AI categorizes your tickets based on sentiment and severity.
Month 6
Scripts restart instances before you even receive the alert.
Month 10
Bots write the apology emails and technical explanations for you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked for increased system efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
47 percent
Human error rate
3 mugs
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our outage notification service.
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