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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2029
In 3 yearsYour height is irrelevant to the sensor's infrared thermal imaging scan.
Professional gatekeeper of neon-lit dopamine dens.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Access control without the ego boost.
help!youAI▸ GATEKEEPER-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
denies entry based on micro-expression analysis
You check IDs at the door and decide who is too drunk to enter the building safely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle social tension before a punch is thrown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated kiosks replace the manual inspection of plastic cards.
Month 5
Overhead cameras monitor crowd density and detect aggressive body movements.
Month 13
Physical gates lock out anyone with a flagged digital profile.
Year 2.1
Sensors call security units automatically when stress levels peak.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your uniform is neatly folded and left in the charging dock.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450
IDs verified per hour
100%
Conflict de-escalation rate
0ms
Average ego bypass time
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end earplugs.
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