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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Club Journalist jobs? · Latest report #8fydxfdj
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour matchday program is just a long-form ad for a betting site.
Content lead with a high tolerance for fan toxicity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fan engagement, zero matchday stress.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHSIDE SCRIBE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite matchday program content daily
Managing club editorial, writing match previews, and editing program copy for matchday fans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a post-match interview is actually going to be depressing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your historical program layout and style guide.
Month 4
A workflow tool replaces your freelance management emails.
Month 8
Language models start writing all standard match previews.
Month 13
Design software automatically pulls stats into the print files.
Month 18 · D-Day
The app updates itself and your editorial seat goes vacant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero
Program typos caught
Optimised
Fan engagement
4 litres
Coffee consumed per edit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital matchday programs.
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