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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Club President jobs? · Latest report #d4cr4c8p
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your last ceremonial puff before the cloud service takes over.
Honorary leader of smoke-filled rooms and fragile egos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated prestige for the distinguished few.
shred.you▸ SOCIALSYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your social circle for prestige
You manage exclusive membership lists and preside over social gatherings. We have better algorithms for hosting parties.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a conversation without checking your signal strength.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Your paper member list is scanned into our cloud database.
Month 4
An algorithm takes over selection of tobacco shipments for members.
Month 6
The bot sends the final invitation and locks your access.
Month 6
Digital invites replace your need to personally contact members.
Month 6 · D-Day
The AI assumes control of all club administrative functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Members managed
3s
Average handshake duration
100%
Pretentious aura output
Your severance
A digital commemorative NFT of an ash tray.
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