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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional matchmaker for industries that would probably rather just be alone.
Professional cat-herder for regional industry clusters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising regional growth without the small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLUSTERSYNC AI▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across nine competing regional groups
You facilitate meetings and agendas for industry clusters. Your job is basically email, scheduling, and forced networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which local CEO is about to lie during a peer session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI takes over scheduling to stop your inbox from burning.
Month 4
Software writes your meeting goals based on past data.
Month 9
Bots handle the peer learning sessions and business rounds.
Month 14
Marketing algorithms promote your city better than you can.
Month 19 · D-Day
The cluster is fully autonomous and no longer needs you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42
Pointless emails sent per day
91%
Percentage of meetings without purpose
3 Litres
Coffee consumed while listening to pivots
Your severance
A one-year supply of lukewarm networking coffee.
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