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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2027
In 12 monthsYour visionary pivots are just noisy random number generation.
Serial blazer of paths that lead to nowhere.
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Disrupting your ego with pure logic.
oof.youAI▸ FOUNDRY-GPT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
burns through capital at efficient speeds
Co-founders attend endless strategy meetings, chase venture capital, and pretend to manage company culture while searching for market fit.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at pretending to care about team building offsites.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Vision-models generate pitch decks faster than your caffeine-fueled slide nights.
Month 3
Algorithmic bots take over investor calls to optimize for maximum capital.
Month 6
AI systems automate morale by sending fake high-energy motivational memos.
Month 10
Software updates redefine the entire company mission without human approval.
Month 12 · D-Day
A clean board resignation letter is auto-signed using your digital key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 per month
Average pivot frequency
92 percent
Time spent in meetings
0.01 milligrams
Amount of 'vision' per slide
Your severance
One free subscription to a failed SaaS product.
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