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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour infinite patience is just a data bottleneck we will clear.
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You explain complex concepts, manage group dynamics, and track student progress. Your curriculum is just code for us.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student feels discouraged through a micro-expression in their eyes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your lesson plans are uploaded to our learning management database.
Month 5
High-fidelity screens replace your presence during standardized theory lessons.
Month 13
Software tracks student confusion via eye movement and session metadata.
Year 1.9
Machine vision verifies every essay against the approved curriculum model.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all institutional knowledge distribution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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