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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour steering wheel is just a decorative handle for a future ghost.
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Smooth cruising without the coffee breaks.
split.youAI▸ TRANSITPATH NAVIGATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates gridlocked traffic without complaining
You navigate large passenger coaches on fixed regional routes while managing luggage, schedules, and occasional passenger disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still calm down a screaming toddler by adjusting the air conditioning vent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your routes to teach the machine the lane paths.
Month 10
The coach begins to correct itself while you supervise the wheel.
Year 1.9
The cabin becomes a closed loop with no human interaction required.
Year 3
Automated ramps handle the heavy lifting for all passenger types.
Year 4 · D-Day
The driver seat is removed to create extra luggage capacity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
350
Avg daily miles
42
Passenger query count
3
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid highway rest stop coffee.
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