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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsModeling tides is just math, and math hates your job security.
Senior Tide Wrangler (mostly Python, chronically stressed by sand).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ocean mapped to the last grain.
toast.youAI▸ HYDROFLOW PREDICTOR PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates storm surges in real time
You simulate wave energy and sediment transport to stop beaches from disappearing. Computer models do this faster already.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically walk the shoreline to see why the model failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts processing your historical tide and sediment datasets automatically.
Month 5
Generative CAD tools create standard sea wall layouts without you.
Month 15
Neural nets optimize hydrodynamic simulations faster than your desktop rig.
Year 2.2
Legal-bot writes the impact reports using the machine's own outputs.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The client replaces your entire office with one cloud server instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45 liters
Coffee consumed per project
12
Model iterations before crying
34 percent
Percentage of work ignoring reality
Your severance
A vintage slide rule and one very sturdy raincoat.
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