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September 26, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsStraightening bent wire for a living is why machines exist.
Professional wire-wrangler and expert in thin metal fatigue.
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help!youAI▸ WIRESTRAIGHT 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores wire tension to factory specs
You fix bent wire coat hangers and restore their original shape. The world has moved on to plastic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact point of metal fatigue by touch alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify the exact geometric distortion of every bent wire.
Month 5
Precision arms apply controlled force to reset the wire frame.
Month 10
Robots eject hangers that have exceeded their metal fatigue limit.
Month 16
Automated units re-align the top hook to perfect verticality.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your workbench is converted into a scrap metal recycler.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
450
Hangers bent per hour
12 seconds
Average repair time
3 bends
Wire fatigue limit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of plastic hangers.
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