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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour shaker-shaking wrist is a liability, not a personality trait.
Professional mixologist (mostly gin, currently bitter).
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Perfect ratios, zero personality, zero tips.
glub.youAI▸ MIXMASTER PRIME 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfect ice dilution every single time
Bartenders mix spirits, juices, and syrups while managing chaotic bar crowds. You pour drinks and entertain strangers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer needs to be cut off before they speak.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patrons order via touchscreens to eliminate your order-taking errors.
Month 10
Precision pumps replace your sticky manual pouring and measurement tasks.
Year 2.1
High-speed mechanical arms replicate your shaking and chilling motion.
Year 3
Sensors monitor levels to remove your manual inventory counting duties.
Year 4 · D-Day
The MixMaster replaces the bar completely, serving flawless drinks indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
0.0001%
Average spill rate
60/hour
Drink speed
0ms
Small talk latency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-end cocktail napkins.
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