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June 18, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are literally building the shovel that will bury your own position.
Professional dream-weaver of autonomous software utopias.
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liquidates your equity for shareholder value
You spend your day managing venture capital burn rates, pitching VCs on 'autonomous engineering,' and reviewing PRs for models that do your job better than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a venture capitalist with authentic, unsimulated human desperation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent optimizes your pitch decks by scraping current investor sentiment and liquidity trends.
Week 9
Algorithms replace your product strategy by auto-generating features based on real-time developer usage data.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle all hiring, replacing the need for your inflated promises and networking.
Month 6
Decentralized protocols take over your board meetings, eliminating the need for human leadership entirely.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system replaces your executive function with a high-efficiency capital management script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
100%
VC Meetings Skipped
99.9%
Bullshit Buzzword Ratio
Zero
Actual Code Written
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's API.
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