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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou explain the logic, but the machine will just execute it.
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glub.youAI▸ MENTORBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
explains recursion without causing mental breakdown
You translate complex algorithms into human concepts while students slowly nod along in confusion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about finishing their homework.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized lecture decks replace your need to speak.
Month 4
Scripts check student code faster than any tired human.
Month 8
Software tracks individual student pace without human interference.
Month 12
A high-fidelity AI face delivers lectures with perfect timing.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human presence is archived for historical, nostalgic reasons only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
72%
Avg student confusion rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per lecture
14,000
Syntax errors corrected
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