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detects student distraction via infrared pupil tracking
Explaining basic syntax, debugging block code, and managing restless classrooms of children in robotics labs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking interest to play games on their laptop.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Adaptive software replaces your explanations of basic loops and variables.
Month 5
Computer vision models catch syntax errors before the student asks you.
Month 10
Stationary bots handle hardware resets without needing teacher intervention.
Month 16
Sensors monitor attention levels to keep students focused on the screen.
Month 21 · D-Day
The screen replaces the human at the front of the room.
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